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99 Problems Unisex Hoodie – Jay-Z Cannabis Parody Streetwear
99 Problems Unisex Hoodie – Jay-Z Cannabis Parody Streetwear
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Size chart+
| Size | Chest width (flat) | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20" | 27" |
| M | 22" | 28" |
| L | 24" | 29" |
| XL | 26" | 30" |
| 2XL | 28" | 31" |
Measured flat: chest width is straight across, 1" below the armpit; length runs from the high point of the shoulder to the hem. Measurements from Printful's size guide for this blank; allow about 1" tolerance. Unisex fit: take your usual size, or size up one for a roomier look.
Printed to order: production takes at least 5 business days; most US orders arrive in about 1–2 weeks, with tracking.
Description: 99 Problems Unisex Hoodie – Jay-Z cannabis parody streetwear hoodie.
But a blunt ain’t one. The 99 Problems Unisex Hoodie puts a classic rap lyric twist into cannabis culture with bold, confident energy for those who keep it real and elevated.
Premium heavyweight fleece keeps you warm and comfortable while the graphic makes an instant statement.
- Plush heavyweight fleece for lasting softness
- Iconic “99 Problems” cannabis parody graphic
- Versatile unisex fit
- High-quality durable print
One love, one high. Shop this 99 Problems hoodie now.
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