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Peel Crazy Half-Peeled Banana Vintage Tee
Peel Crazy Half-Peeled Banana Vintage Tee
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Size chart+
| Size | Chest width (flat) | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
Measured flat: chest width is straight across, 1" below the armpit; length runs from the high point of the shoulder to the hem. Measurements from Printful's size guide for this blank; allow about 1" tolerance. Unisex fit: take your usual size, or size up one for a roomier look.
Printed to order: production takes at least 5 business days; most US orders arrive in about 1–2 weeks, with tracking.
"Peel Crazy"
This banana has seen some shit.
This unhinged t-shirt features a wildly expressive half-peeled banana with a completely deranged, crazy-eyed look — bulging eyes, unhinged grin, and pure chaos energy. It’s the perfect mix of ridiculous, relatable, and straight-up hilarious.
Whether you’re deep in the munchies, having a weird day, or just embracing the absurdity of life, this design hits different.
Printed on ultra-soft, premium ring-spun cotton (or tri-blend for that perfect broken-in feel), this unisex tee is comfortable and guaranteed to turn heads and spark laughs everywhere you go.
Why stoners love the Peel Crazy tee:
- Hilariously unhinged half-peeled banana graphic
- Peak stoner/meme humor
- Bold, high-detail print that pops
- Available in Black, Vintage Yellow, Banana Cream, Heather Grey, and Forest Green
When life peels you back… just go crazy.
Peel Crazy.
Limited drop — these sell out fast.
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