Blow Me Dandelion Vintage Tee

"Blow Me"

Make a wish.

This cheeky t-shirt features a beautifully detailed, fuzzy white dandelion ready to be blown — seeds floating away in the breeze. The bold text “Blow Me” sits above or below in a playful, distressed vintage font.

Innocent on the surface, filthy in delivery — the ultimate stoner double entendre.

Printed on ultra-soft, premium ring-spun cotton (or tri-blend for that perfect broken-in feel), this unisex tee is as comfortable as it is dangerously funny.

Why stoners love the Blow Me tee:

• Gorgeous, high-detail dandelion graphic with floating seeds
• Perfect punny humor that works on every level
• Guaranteed laughs and shocked reactions
• Available in Black, Vintage Black, Heather Grey, Forest Green, and Dandelion Yellow

Go ahead… make a wish.

Blow Me.

Limited drop — these sell out fast.