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Blow Me Dandelion Vintage Tee
Blow Me Dandelion Vintage Tee
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Size chart+
| Size | Chest width (flat) | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
Measured flat: chest width is straight across, 1" below the armpit; length runs from the high point of the shoulder to the hem. Measurements from Printful's size guide for this blank; allow about 1" tolerance. Unisex fit: take your usual size, or size up one for a roomier look.
Printed to order: production takes at least 5 business days; most US orders arrive in about 1–2 weeks, with tracking.
"Blow Me"
Make a wish.
This cheeky t-shirt features a beautifully detailed, fuzzy white dandelion ready to be blown — seeds floating away in the breeze. The bold text “Blow Me” sits above or below in a playful, distressed vintage font.
Innocent on the surface, filthy in delivery — the ultimate stoner double entendre.
Printed on ultra-soft, premium ring-spun cotton (or tri-blend for that perfect broken-in feel), this unisex tee is as comfortable as it is dangerously funny.
Why stoners love the Blow Me tee:
- Gorgeous, high-detail dandelion graphic with floating seeds
- Perfect punny humor that works on every level
- Guaranteed laughs and shocked reactions
- Available in Black, Vintage Black, Heather Grey, Forest Green, and Dandelion Yellow
Go ahead… make a wish.
Blow Me.
Limited drop — these sell out fast.
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