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Calculated Risk Unisex Hoodie
Calculated Risk Unisex Hoodie
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- Free US shipping on every order.
- 30-day returns on unworn items (customer pays return shipping unless defective, damaged, or wrong). Refund Policy · Shipping Policy
Size chart+
| Size | Chest width (flat) | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20" | 27" |
| M | 22" | 28" |
| L | 24" | 29" |
| XL | 26" | 30" |
| 2XL | 28" | 31" |
| 3XL | 30" | 32" |
| 4XL | 32" | 33" |
| 5XL | 34" | 34" |
Measured flat: chest width is straight across, 1" below the armpit; length runs from the high point of the shoulder to the hem. Measurements from Printful's size guide for this blank; allow about 1" tolerance. Unisex fit: take your usual size, or size up one for a roomier look.
Printed to order: production takes at least 5 business days; most US orders arrive in about 1–2 weeks, with tracking.
The Calculated Risk is cannabis culture merch done right — no thin blanks, no generic filler copy. Just a cozy go-to hoodie with a design made for real smokers.
Graphic-forward hoodie energy with natural keywords baked in: cannabis streetwear, 420 merch, and culture-first design from The Stoner Review.
Fit & feel: Unisex heavy-blend hoodie. True to size for most frames — size up one for that baggy stoner drape. Ribbed cuffs and waistband keep the shape through long wears.
Details:
- 50% pre-shrunk cotton / 50% polyester (heathers may vary)
- Medium-heavy fleece (~8 oz/yd²)
- Double-lined hood, kangaroo pocket
- Printed on demand — made for you when you order
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