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Dammit Bobby Unisex Hoodie
Dammit Bobby Unisex Hoodie
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Size chart+
| Size | Chest width (flat) | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20" | 27" |
| M | 21" | 28" |
| L | 23" | 29" |
| XL | 25" | 30" |
| 2XL | 26.5" | 31" |
| 3XL | 28" | 32" |
Measured flat: chest width is straight across, 1" below the armpit; length runs from the high point of the shoulder to the hem. Measurements from Printful's size guide for this blank; allow about 1" tolerance. Unisex fit: take your usual size, or size up one for a roomier look.
Printed to order: production takes at least 5 business days; most US orders arrive in about 1–2 weeks, with tracking.
You know the feeling. Something went sideways, nobody's saying anything, and the only response that covers it is: dammit, Bobby.
This hoodie is for that moment. Culture-rooted graphic, heavyweight fleece, built to be worn into the ground. Whether you're hot-boxing in the parking lot or just existing near someone making bad decisions — this is the fit.
Fit & Feel:
- 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester fleece — soft face, warm core
- Front pouch pocket, 3-panel hood, matching flat drawstrings
- Self-fabric patch on the back
- Unisex cut — fits all builds
- Runs small — size up one for the right fit
- Available S–3XL in 8 colorways: Black, Vintage Black, Military Green, Khaki, Carolina Blue, Lavender, Sky Blue, White
Who it's for: Anyone who's ever watched someone do something wildly preventable and had to just stand there. You know who you are.
Blank sourced from Pakistan. Printed and shipped on demand.
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