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Ghost Wheel Epstein & Whoopi Pottery Parody Tee
Ghost Wheel Epstein & Whoopi Pottery Parody Tee
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Size chart+
| Size | Chest width (flat) | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
Measured flat: chest width is straight across, 1" below the armpit; length runs from the high point of the shoulder to the hem. Measurements from Printful's size guide for this blank; allow about 1" tolerance. Unisex fit: take your usual size, or size up one for a roomier look.
Printed to order: production takes at least 5 business days; most US orders arrive in about 1–2 weeks, with tracking.
"Ghost Wheel"
Unfinished business… in the clay.
This wildly unhinged t-shirt reimagines the iconic pottery wheel scene from the movie Ghost. Whoopi Goldberg takes Demi Moore’s place at the wheel, while Jeffrey Epstein steps in as Patrick Swayze — hands wrapped around hers in that famous sensual (and now deeply cursed) moment.
Equal parts dark humor, conspiracy meme, and pure absurdity — this design is not for the easily offended.
Printed on ultra-soft, premium ring-spun cotton (or tri-blend for that perfect broken-in feel), this unisex tee is as comfortable as it is conversation-starting (or conversation-ending).
Why this shirt hits different:
- Spot-on parody of one of the most famous movie scenes ever
- High-detail, humorous (and chaotic) graphic
- Peak dark stoner / internet meme energy
- Available in Black, Vintage Black, Clay Grey, Heather Grey, and Deep Purple
When the pottery gets weird.
Ghost Wheel.
Limited drop — these sell out fast (or get taken down even faster).
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