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White Eyes Cartoon Eyes Vintage Tee
White Eyes Cartoon Eyes Vintage Tee
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Size chart+
| Size | Chest width (flat) | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
Measured flat: chest width is straight across, 1" below the armpit; length runs from the high point of the shoulder to the hem. Measurements from Printful's size guide for this blank; allow about 1" tolerance. Unisex fit: take your usual size, or size up one for a roomier look.
Printed to order: production takes at least 5 business days; most US orders arrive in about 1–2 weeks, with tracking.
"White Eyes"
They’re always watching.
This minimalist t-shirt features just two big, cartoon-style white eyes staring directly at you. Nothing else. No text on the front (optional small text on the back if you want). Clean, creepy, and instantly iconic.
Simple enough to spark curiosity, deep enough to make people uncomfortable, and funny enough to become a conversation starter everywhere you go.
Printed on ultra-soft, premium ring-spun cotton (or tri-blend for that perfect broken-in feel), this unisex tee is as comfortable as it is unsettling.
Why people love the White Eyes tee:
- Extremely minimalist yet high-impact cartoon eyes design
- Mysterious, meme-able, and slightly creepy vibe
- Works as a subtle flex or bold statement piece
- Available in Black, Vintage Black, Smoke Grey, Deep Purple, and Blood Red
They see everything. Even when you’re faded.
White Eyes.
Limited drop — these sell out fast.
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