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Got Weed? Monkey Stare Vintage Tee
Got Weed? Monkey Stare Vintage Tee
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Size chart+
| Size | Chest width (flat) | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
Measured flat: chest width is straight across, 1" below the armpit; length runs from the high point of the shoulder to the hem. Measurements from Printful's size guide for this blank; allow about 1" tolerance. Unisex fit: take your usual size, or size up one for a roomier look.
Printed to order: production takes at least 5 business days; most US orders arrive in about 1–2 weeks, with tracking.
"Got Weed?"
He knows what you’re thinking.
This hilarious t-shirt features a cheeky, straight-faced monkey staring directly at you with that classic “don’t play games with me” look. Bold text “Got Weed?” sits above or below the primate in a distressed vintage font — equal parts funny, bold, and instantly relatable.
Whether you’re at the dispensary, hitting a session with the crew, or just testing people’s reactions in public, this design is guaranteed to spark laughs and knowing nods.
Printed on ultra-soft, premium ring-spun cotton (or tri-blend for that perfect broken-in feel), this unisex tee is as comfortable as it is conversation-starting.
Why stoners love the Got Weed? tee:
- Hilarious direct-stare monkey graphic with perfect stoner energy
- Bold, clean design that works for both guys and girls
- Ultimate icebreaker and meme-worthy shirt
- Available in Black, Vintage Black, Forest Green, Heather Grey, and Smoke Grey
Don’t lie to the monkey.
Got Weed? Stay Elevated.
Limited drop — these sell out fast.
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