Got Weed? Monkey Stare Vintage Tee

"Got Weed?"

He knows what you’re thinking.

This hilarious t-shirt features a cheeky, straight-faced monkey staring directly at you with that classic “don’t play games with me” look. Bold text “Got Weed?” sits above or below the primate in a distressed vintage font — equal parts funny, bold, and instantly relatable.

Whether you’re at the dispensary, hitting a session with the crew, or just testing people’s reactions in public, this design is guaranteed to spark laughs and knowing nods.

Printed on ultra-soft, premium ring-spun cotton (or tri-blend for that perfect broken-in feel), this unisex tee is as comfortable as it is conversation-starting.

Why stoners love the Got Weed? tee:

• Hilarious direct-stare monkey graphic with perfect stoner energy
• Bold, clean design that works for both guys and girls
• Ultimate icebreaker and meme-worthy shirt
• Available in Black, Vintage Black, Forest Green, Heather Grey, and Smoke Grey

Don’t lie to the monkey.

Got Weed? Stay Elevated.

Limited drop — these sell out fast.