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Hysteria Unisex Hoodie
Hysteria Unisex Hoodie
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- 30-day returns on unworn items (customer pays return shipping unless defective, damaged, or wrong). Refund Policy · Shipping Policy
Size chart+
| Size | Chest width (flat) | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20" | 27" |
| M | 22" | 28" |
| L | 24" | 29" |
| XL | 26" | 30" |
| 2XL | 28" | 31" |
| 3XL | 30" | 32" |
| 4XL | 32" | 33" |
| 5XL | 34" | 34" |
Measured flat: chest width is straight across, 1" below the armpit; length runs from the high point of the shoulder to the hem. Measurements from Printful's size guide for this blank; allow about 1" tolerance. Unisex fit: take your usual size, or size up one for a roomier look.
Printed to order: production takes at least 5 business days; most US orders arrive in about 1–2 weeks, with tracking.
The Hysteria is cannabis culture merch done right — no thin blanks, no generic filler copy. Just a cozy go-to hoodie with a design made for real smokers.
Graphic-forward hoodie energy with natural keywords baked in: cannabis streetwear, 420 merch, and culture-first design from The Stoner Review.
Fit & feel: Unisex heavy-blend hoodie. True to size for most frames — size up one for that baggy stoner drape. Ribbed cuffs and waistband keep the shape through long wears.
Details:
- 50% pre-shrunk cotton / 50% polyester (heathers may vary)
- Medium-heavy fleece (~8 oz/yd²)
- Double-lined hood, kangaroo pocket
- Printed on demand — made for you when you order
Whether you came for the graphic or the ethos, this piece sits with our Bands We Love lineup. More stories and strain talk live on the blog.
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