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I Identify as a Stoner Pride Parody Vintage Tee
I Identify as a Stoner Pride Parody Vintage Tee
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Size chart+
| Size | Chest width (flat) | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
Measured flat: chest width is straight across, 1" below the armpit; length runs from the high point of the shoulder to the hem. Measurements from Printful's size guide for this blank; allow about 1" tolerance. Unisex fit: take your usual size, or size up one for a roomier look.
Printed to order: production takes at least 5 business days; most US orders arrive in about 1–2 weeks, with tracking.
"I Identify as a Stoner"
Born this way. Baked this way.
This bold, tongue-in-cheek t-shirt features the phrase “I Identify as a Stoner” in a strong, confident font with a subtle rainbow cannabis leaf or pride-flag color accents. It playfully flips the script on identity politics while celebrating cannabis culture loud and proud.
Whether you’re making a statement, poking fun at the world, or just repping your lifestyle unapologetically — this design hits perfectly.
Printed on ultra-soft, premium ring-spun cotton (or tri-blend for that perfect broken-in feel), this unisex tee is comfortable for everyday wear and guaranteed to spark laughs, nods, and conversations.
Why stoners love the I Identify as a Stoner tee:
- Hilarious yet empowering identity parody
- Clean, bold design with subtle pride/cannabis flair
- Ultimate conversation starter and culture rep
- Available in Black, Vintage Black, Rainbow Heather, Forest Green, and Smoke Grey
My gender is stoner. My pronouns are high / higher.
I Identify as a Stoner.
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