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I Prefer Grass Bunny & Cow Smoking Parody Tee
I Prefer Grass Bunny & Cow Smoking Parody Tee
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Size chart+
| Size | Chest width (flat) | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
Measured flat: chest width is straight across, 1" below the armpit; length runs from the high point of the shoulder to the hem. Measurements from Printful's size guide for this blank; allow about 1" tolerance. Unisex fit: take your usual size, or size up one for a roomier look.
Printed to order: production takes at least 5 business days; most US orders arrive in about 1–2 weeks, with tracking.
"I Prefer Grass"
This one’s for the real ones.
This adorable yet cheeky t-shirt shows a curious bunny offering a cigarette to a chill cow. The cow looks back and says, “I Prefer Grass.”
A perfect stoner pun that plays on both the literal (cows eat grass) and the elevated (weed = grass) meaning. Cute, funny, and instantly relatable.
Printed on ultra-soft, premium ring-spun cotton (or tri-blend for that perfect broken-in feel), this unisex tee is comfortable for everyday wear and guaranteed to get laughs and knowing nods.
Why stoners love the I Prefer Grass tee:
- Hilarious bunny & cow cartoon with clean punchline
- Wholesome + elevated humor combined
- Great conversation starter at the dispensary or with friends
- Available in Black, Vintage Black, Heather Grey, Pastel Green, and Cream
Cigarettes? Nah… I prefer grass.
I Prefer Grass.
Limited drop — these sell out fast.
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