I Prefer Grass Bunny & Cow Smoking Parody Tee

"I Prefer Grass"

This one’s for the real ones.

This adorable yet cheeky t-shirt shows a curious bunny offering a cigarette to a chill cow. The cow looks back and says, “I Prefer Grass.”

A perfect stoner pun that plays on both the literal (cows eat grass) and the elevated (weed = grass) meaning. Cute, funny, and instantly relatable.

Printed on ultra-soft, premium ring-spun cotton (or tri-blend for that perfect broken-in feel), this unisex tee is comfortable for everyday wear and guaranteed to get laughs and knowing nods.

Why stoners love the I Prefer Grass tee:

• Hilarious bunny & cow cartoon with clean punchline
• Wholesome + elevated humor combined
• Great conversation starter at the dispensary or with friends
• Available in Black, Vintage Black, Heather Grey, Pastel Green, and Cream

Cigarettes? Nah… I prefer grass.

I Prefer Grass.

Limited drop — these sell out fast.