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Masonic Unisex Hoodie
Masonic Unisex Hoodie
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Size chart+
| Size | Chest width (flat) | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20" | 27" |
| M | 22" | 28" |
| L | 24" | 29" |
| XL | 26" | 30" |
| 2XL | 28" | 31" |
Measured flat: chest width is straight across, 1" below the armpit; length runs from the high point of the shoulder to the hem. Measurements from Printful's size guide for this blank; allow about 1" tolerance. Unisex fit: take your usual size, or size up one for a roomier look.
Printed to order: production takes at least 5 business days; most US orders arrive in about 1–2 weeks, with tracking.
Hidden in Plain Sight.
The Masonic hoodie is for the smokers who know the symbols, read between the lines, and treat the session like a ritual. Square, compass, sacred geometry — all the things they told you not to ask about. Now wear it.
Heavyweight 8.0 oz/yd² fleece. Eight colorways. Sized S–2XL. Built for the thinker, the smoker, and whoever's still asking the right questions.
Construction
- 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester fleece (8.0 oz/yd²)
- Air-jet spun yarn — soft feel, reduced pilling
- Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
- Kangaroo pocket, quarter-turned body
- 1×1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
- Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
Note: White variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
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