The Stoner Review
NUMB Unisex t-shirt
NUMB Unisex t-shirt
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Size chart+
| Size | Chest width (flat) | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 16.5" | 27" |
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL | 32" | 35" |
Measured flat: chest width is straight across, 1" below the armpit; length runs from the high point of the shoulder to the hem. Measurements from Printful's size guide for this blank; allow about 1" tolerance. Unisex fit: take your usual size, or size up one for a roomier look.
Printed to order: production takes at least 5 business days; most US orders arrive in about 1–2 weeks, with tracking.
Feel the numbness in style with the NUMB Unisex T-Shirt from The Stoner Review — a raw, minimalist design that captures that perfectly zoned-out, post-sesh haze we all chase. For stoners who embrace the "numb" vibe, whether it's emotional armor, deep relaxation, or just floating through the day on good greens.
This tee speaks volumes without saying much — pure stoner mood.
Why this tee hits the spot:
- Ultra-soft fabric that feels as numbingly comfortable as a heavy indica
- Clean, bold "NUMB" graphic that gets knowing nods from fellow floaters
- Relaxed unisex fit — true to size or size up for that oversized cloud-like drape
- Durable construction built to survive endless chill sessions and washes
- Lightweight and breathable for all-day (or all-night) numbness
Get comfortably numb. Add this NUMB stoner tee to your cart and tune out the noise.
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