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Perfect Morning Coffee & a Blunt Vintage Tee
Perfect Morning Coffee & a Blunt Vintage Tee
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- 30-day returns on unworn items (customer pays return shipping unless defective, damaged, or wrong). Refund Policy · Shipping Policy
Size chart+
| Size | Chest width (flat) | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
Measured flat: chest width is straight across, 1" below the armpit; length runs from the high point of the shoulder to the hem. Measurements from Printful's size guide for this blank; allow about 1" tolerance. Unisex fit: take your usual size, or size up one for a roomier look.
Printed to order: production takes at least 5 business days; most US orders arrive in about 1–2 weeks, with tracking.
"Perfect Morning"
Coffee in one hand. Blunt in the other.
This chill t-shirt captures the ultimate morning ritual: a steaming cup of coffee next to a perfectly rolled blunt, with soft sunrise vibes and that “best part of waking up” energy. Clean, minimalist, and instantly relatable for anyone who starts their day elevated.
Printed on ultra-soft, premium ring-spun cotton (or tri-blend for that perfect broken-in feel), this unisex tee is as comfortable as your favorite morning routine.
Why stoners love the Perfect Morning tee:
- Beautiful, cozy illustration of coffee + blunt
- Peak daily ritual / stoner lifestyle vibe
- Great conversation starter and mood booster
- Available in Black, Vintage White, Coffee Brown, Heather Grey, and Sunrise Orange
No better way to start the day.
Perfect Morning. Coffee & a Blunt.
Limited drop — these sell out fast.
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