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The Stoner Review
Relax Madonna Unisex Classic Tee
Relax Madonna Unisex Classic Tee
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$29.00 USD
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$29.00 USD
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Size chart+
| Size | Chest width (flat) | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
Measured flat: chest width is straight across, 1" below the armpit; length runs from the high point of the shoulder to the hem. Measurements from Printful's size guide for this blank; allow about 1" tolerance. Unisex fit: take your usual size, or size up one for a roomier look.
Printed to order: production takes at least 5 business days; most US orders arrive in about 1–2 weeks, with tracking.
Even She Says Relax.
A black and white classical Madonna portrait — hands open, gaze steady, "Relax" in flowing script across the center. Sacred art meets streetwear calm. Wear the message.
The Everyday Essential
- 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, comfortable feel
- Lightweight and breathable
- Classic unisex fit
- Double-needle stitched neckline and sleeves
- Available in multiple colors and sizes S–3XL
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