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She's a Keeper Unisex Hoodie – Soft-Flex Keep-Forever Cannabis Streetwear
She's a Keeper Unisex Hoodie – Soft-Flex Keep-Forever Cannabis Streetwear
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Size chart+
| Size | Chest width (flat) | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20" | 27" |
| M | 22" | 28" |
| L | 24" | 29" |
| XL | 26" | 30" |
| 2XL | 28" | 31" |
Measured flat: chest width is straight across, 1" below the armpit; length runs from the high point of the shoulder to the hem. Measurements from Printful's size guide for this blank; allow about 1" tolerance. Unisex fit: take your usual size, or size up one for a roomier look.
Printed to order: production takes at least 5 business days; most US orders arrive in about 1–2 weeks, with tracking.
You know the ones. The hoodie you grab every time without thinking — the one that actually fits right, feels like it's been yours for years, and doesn't fall apart after three washes. That's this one.
Built for real smokers who want something comfortable enough for a late-night session and solid enough to wear everywhere else. Nine colorways from blacked-out to washed pastels. Runs true to size with a relaxed fit.
Construction
- 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester (Heather Sport Dark Navy: 40/60)
- Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
- Air-jet spun yarn — soft feel, reduced pilling
- Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
- 1×1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
- Front pouch pocket
- Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
- Quarter-turned body — no center crease
Note: White colorway may appear off-white due to fabric properties. Blank sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, or El Salvador.
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