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Stacking Chips George Washington
Stacking Chips George Washington
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Size chart+
| Size | Chest width (flat) | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL | 32" | 35" |
Measured flat: chest width is straight across, 1" below the armpit; length runs from the high point of the shoulder to the hem. Measurements from Printful's size guide for this blank; allow about 1" tolerance. Unisex fit: take your usual size, or size up one for a roomier look.
Printed to order: production takes at least 5 business days; most US orders arrive in about 1–2 weeks, with tracking.
George Washington — the original Founding Father — is now fully locked in, checking the market on his cell phone made of stacks of cash. This fresh design shows the first President in classic portrait style, but modernized: shades on, phone in hand, stacking chips like a true boss.
Whether you’re grinding in the streets, flipping product, investing in crypto, or just counting your dispensary bag — this tee captures that “get to the money” energy perfectly.
Printed on ultra-soft, premium ring-spun cotton (or tri-blend for that broken-in vintage feel), this unisex shirt delivers all-day comfort and serious flex.
Why stoners love Stacking Chips:
- Hilarious historical twist with modern money vibes
- High-detail, premium screen print
- Instant conversation starter (“Who’s George texting?”)
- Available in Black, Forest Green, Vintage White, and Heather Grey
Stack your paper. Stack your chips. Stay elevated.
Keep it real. Keep it wealthy.
Limited drop — these move quick.
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