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Stoned as Me Self-Portrait Vintage Tee
Stoned as Me Self-Portrait Vintage Tee
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Size chart+
| Size | Chest width (flat) | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
Measured flat: chest width is straight across, 1" below the armpit; length runs from the high point of the shoulder to the hem. Measurements from Printful's size guide for this blank; allow about 1" tolerance. Unisex fit: take your usual size, or size up one for a roomier look.
Printed to order: production takes at least 5 business days; most US orders arrive in about 1–2 weeks, with tracking.
"Stoned as Me"
High as hell and proud of it.
This chill, self-aware t-shirt features the phrase “Stoned as Me” in a bold, relaxed handwritten-style font with a subtle, blissed-out stoner character (or a simple cannabis leaf with a chill face) that perfectly captures that “I’m exactly where I need to be” vibe.
It’s the ultimate shirt for those who embrace their stoner identity unapologetically — whether you’re baked at the dispensary, couch-locked at home, or just living your best elevated life.
Printed on ultra-soft, premium ring-spun cotton (or tri-blend for that perfect broken-in feel), this unisex tee is as comfortable as your favorite hoodie on a Sunday morning.
Why stoners love the Stoned as Me tee:
- Relatable, low-key confident stoner anthem
- Clean, versatile design that works for daily wear
- Great conversation starter and mood setter
- Available in Black, Vintage Black, Forest Green, Smoke Grey, and Baked Beige
Can’t relate? That’s cool. I’m stoned as me.
Stoned as Me.
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