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ET Phone Trump Alien & Trump Bedroom Parody Tee
ET Phone Trump Alien & Trump Bedroom Parody Tee
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Size chart+
| Size | Chest width (flat) | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
Measured flat: chest width is straight across, 1" below the armpit; length runs from the high point of the shoulder to the hem. Measurements from Printful's size guide for this blank; allow about 1" tolerance. Unisex fit: take your usual size, or size up one for a roomier look.
Printed to order: production takes at least 5 business days; most US orders arrive in about 1–2 weeks, with tracking.
"ET Phone Trump"
When the President shows up at your door… uninvited.
This hilarious t-shirt depicts a shocked alien on the phone in its bedroom while Donald Trump stands at the open doorway, ready to “make contact.” Pure chaotic, meme-worthy energy that blends conspiracy culture, politics, and stoner absurdity.
Whether you love it, hate it, or just think it’s funny as hell, this design is guaranteed to start conversations (and maybe a few debates).
Printed on ultra-soft, premium ring-spun cotton (or tri-blend for that perfect broken-in feel), this unisex tee is as comfortable as it is controversial.
Why people love the ET Phone Trump tee:
- Epic, detailed scene of alien on phone with Trump at the bedroom door
- Peak internet meme + conspiracy humor
- Bold, high-contrast print that pops
- Available in Black, Vintage Black, Area 51 Grey, Heather Grey, and Cosmic Green
Wrong number, Mr. President.
ET Phone Trump.
Limited drop — these sell out fast.
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