The Stoner Review
Thumbs Down Unisex Hoodie | Bold Statement Cannabis Streetwear
Thumbs Down Unisex Hoodie | Bold Statement Cannabis Streetwear
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Size chart+
| Size | Chest width (flat) | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20" | 27" |
| M | 22" | 28" |
| L | 24" | 29" |
| XL | 26" | 30" |
| 2XL | 28" | 31" |
| 3XL | 30" | 32" |
| 4XL | 32" | 33" |
| 5XL | 34" | 34" |
Measured flat: chest width is straight across, 1" below the armpit; length runs from the high point of the shoulder to the hem. Measurements from Printful's size guide for this blank; allow about 1" tolerance. Unisex fit: take your usual size, or size up one for a roomier look.
Printed to order: production takes at least 5 business days; most US orders arrive in about 1–2 weeks, with tracking.
Flip the script with the Thumbs Down Unisex Hoodie from The Stoner Review — a straightforward, negative-vibe graphic that says “nope” with stoner sarcasm and zero hesitation. For the ones who aren’t afraid to show disapproval, call out the BS, and keep their standards high (and their highs higher).
Simple, savage, and instantly understood.
Why this hoodie gets the thumbs down (on everything else):
- Heavy-blend fleece construction — built for real wear, not just the ‘gram
- Bold Thumbs Down graphic that delivers the message loud and clear
- Comfortable unisex fit that pairs with anything
- Strong stitching built for real opinions and real life
- Great icebreaker — or conversation ender — in any crowd
- Available in Black, Military Green, Carolina Blue, Light Pink, and White
- Sizes S through 5XL
Not today. Grab the Thumbs Down Hoodie and wear your standards.
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