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Trust No One All-Seeing Eye Dollar Bill Tee
Trust No One All-Seeing Eye Dollar Bill Tee
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- Free US shipping on every order.
- 30-day returns on unworn items (customer pays return shipping unless defective, damaged, or wrong). Refund Policy · Shipping Policy
Size chart+
| Size | Chest width (flat) | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL | 32" | 35" |
Measured flat: chest width is straight across, 1" below the armpit; length runs from the high point of the shoulder to the hem. Measurements from Printful's size guide for this blank; allow about 1" tolerance. Unisex fit: take your usual size, or size up one for a roomier look.
Printed to order: production takes at least 5 business days; most US orders arrive in about 1–2 weeks, with tracking.
"Trust No One."
Straight from the back of the dollar bill — the iconic All-Seeing Eye stares back at you on this bold conspiracy-meets-stoner classic.
This design takes the mysterious, powerful symbol everyone knows (but few truly understand) and puts it front and center. Perfect for those who move in silence, question everything, and stay elevated while the world plays games.
Printed on ultra-soft, premium ring-spun cotton (or tri-blend for that broken-in vintage feel), this unisex tee is as comfortable as it is thought-provoking. Wear it to the dispensary, the session, or anywhere you want to spark conversations (and side-eyes).
Why stoners love Trust No One:
- Ultra-detailed, high-quality All-Seeing Eye print
- Instant conversation starter with deep stoner energy
- Blends conspiracy culture, money vibes, and 420 attitude
- Available in Black, Vintage Black, Forest Green, and Smoke Grey
Stay aware. Stay lifted. Trust No One.
Keep it real. Keep it mysterious.
Limited drop — these disappear quick.
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