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Uncle Shiesty Uncle Fester Stoner Parody Tee
Uncle Shiesty Uncle Fester Stoner Parody Tee
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Size chart+
| Size | Chest width (flat) | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
Measured flat: chest width is straight across, 1" below the armpit; length runs from the high point of the shoulder to the hem. Measurements from Printful's size guide for this blank; allow about 1" tolerance. Unisex fit: take your usual size, or size up one for a roomier look.
Printed to order: production takes at least 5 business days; most US orders arrive in about 1–2 weeks, with tracking.
"Uncle Shiesty"
He’s not your regular uncle.
This shirt features a shady, bald, sunken-eyed character strongly resembling Uncle Fester — but make it street. Dressed in a dark coat, sneaky grin, with a fat blunt in one hand and a suspicious look that says he definitely has something on him. The ultimate blend of Addams Family weirdness and stoner street energy.
Perfect for anyone who moves in silence, keeps their circle small, and always has that “extra” on them.
Printed on ultra-soft, premium ring-spun cotton (or tri-blend for that perfect broken-in feel), this unisex tee is as comfortable as it is menacingly funny.
Why stoners love Uncle Shiesty:
- Spot-on Uncle Fester parody with heavy stoner twist
- Hilarious “shiesty” energy and detail
- Instant conversation starter and meme potential
- Available in Black, Vintage Black, Deep Green, Smoke Grey, and Blood Red
Keep it in the family… but don’t trust him with your stash.
Uncle Shiesty.
Limited drop — these sell out fast.
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