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You Sperm Leader Vintage Tee
You Sperm Leader Vintage Tee
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Size chart+
| Size | Chest width (flat) | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
Measured flat: chest width is straight across, 1" below the armpit; length runs from the high point of the shoulder to the hem. Measurements from Printful's size guide for this blank; allow about 1" tolerance. Unisex fit: take your usual size, or size up one for a roomier look.
Printed to order: production takes at least 5 business days; most US orders arrive in about 1–2 weeks, with tracking.
"You"
Congratulations. You won the race.
This hilariously bold t-shirt shows a massive herd of sperm racing forward — with one determined swimmer out front, clearly labeled “You”, leading the charge like a champion.
It’s the ultimate cheeky, self-celebrating design for anyone with main character energy. Crude, funny, and instantly memorable — perfect stoner humor that never gets old.
Printed on ultra-soft, premium ring-spun cotton (or tri-blend for that perfect broken-in feel), this unisex tee is as comfortable as it is conversation-starting.
Why people love the “You” tee:
- Epic, funny graphic of a sperm herd with “You” leading the pack
- Peak self-confidence + stoner comedy combined
- Guaranteed laughs and double-takes everywhere
- Available in Black, Vintage Black, Heather Grey, Forest Green, and Sperm White
You made it. You’re the one.
You.
Limited drop — these sell out fast.
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