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Jesus Reset Divine Restart Button Vintage Tee
Jesus Reset Divine Restart Button Vintage Tee
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Size chart+
| Size | Chest width (flat) | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
Measured flat: chest width is straight across, 1" below the armpit; length runs from the high point of the shoulder to the hem. Measurements from Printful's size guide for this blank; allow about 1" tolerance. Unisex fit: take your usual size, or size up one for a roomier look.
Printed to order: production takes at least 5 business days; most US orders arrive in about 1–2 weeks, with tracking.
"Jesus About to Hit the Reset Button on Earth"
He’s had enough.
This darkly hilarious t-shirt shows Jesus with a frustrated, done-with-humanity look on his face, finger hovering over a giant glowing RESET button labeled “Earth.” The bold text above or below reads: “Jesus About to Hit the Reset Button on Earth.”
It’s the perfect mix of biblical imagery, simulation theory, and end-times stoner humor for anyone who feels like the world is one bad decision away from a divine factory reset.
Printed on ultra-soft, premium ring-spun cotton (or tri-blend for that perfect broken-in feel), this unisex tee is as comfortable as it is dangerously funny.
Why people love the Jesus Reset tee:
- Powerful, meme-worthy graphic of Jesus about to press reset
- High-detail, dramatic design with strong visual impact
- Ultimate dark humor / philosophical stoner shirt
- Available in Black, Vintage Black, Heather Grey, Blood Red, and Divine White
Repent… or don’t. Either way, it’s coming.
Jesus Reset.
Limited drop — these sell out fast.
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