The Stoner Review
Lucifer Unisex Hoodie
Lucifer Unisex Hoodie
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Size chart+
| Size | Chest width (flat) | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20" | 27" |
| M | 22" | 28" |
| L | 24" | 29" |
| XL | 26" | 30" |
| 2XL | 28" | 31" |
Measured flat: chest width is straight across, 1" below the armpit; length runs from the high point of the shoulder to the hem. Measurements from Printful's size guide for this blank; allow about 1" tolerance. Unisex fit: take your usual size, or size up one for a roomier look.
Printed to order: production takes at least 5 business days; most US orders arrive in about 1–2 weeks, with tracking.
Morning Star Energy. All Day.
For the smokers who read the cards, question the rules, and don't apologize for either. The Lucifer hoodie hits different when you know the lore — rebellion, light, and that particular NJ night where everything made sense.
Heavyweight 8.0 oz/yd² fleece. Six colorways. Sized S–2XL. Built for the session, the reading, and whatever comes after.
Construction
- 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester fleece (8.0 oz/yd²)
- Air-jet spun yarn — soft feel, reduced pilling
- Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
- Kangaroo pocket, quarter-turned body
- 1×1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
- Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
Note: White variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
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