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I'm Telling Dad Jesus in Ray-Bans Vintage Tee
I'm Telling Dad Jesus in Ray-Bans Vintage Tee
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Size chart+
| Size | Chest width (flat) | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL | 32" | 35" |
Measured flat: chest width is straight across, 1" below the armpit; length runs from the high point of the shoulder to the hem. Measurements from Printful's size guide for this blank; allow about 1" tolerance. Unisex fit: take your usual size, or size up one for a roomier look.
Printed to order: production takes at least 5 business days; most US orders arrive in about 1–2 weeks, with tracking.
"I'm Telling Dad."
When things get a little too wild, we all know who’s getting called. This hilarious t-shirt features a classic portrait of Jesus rocking a fresh pair of Ray-Bans — cool, calm, and ready to snitch to the big guy upstairs.
Blending sacred iconography with pure stoner humor, this design is the perfect mix of irreverent, funny, and instantly recognizable. Whether you’re at the dispensary, kicking back with friends, or just living your best elevated life, this tee delivers laughs every time.
Printed on ultra-soft, premium ring-spun cotton (or tri-blend for that broken-in vintage feel), this unisex shirt is as comfortable as it is legendary.
Why stoners are loving "I'm Telling Dad":
- Bold, high-quality print that stands out
- Guaranteed conversation starter (and laughs)
- Perfect blend of faith, fun, and 420 culture
- Available in Black, Vintage Black, Heather Grey, and White
Stay blessed. Stay shady. Stay lifted.
Keep it real. Keep it iconic.
Limited drop — these sell out fast.
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