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The Garden t-shirt
The Garden t-shirt
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Size chart+
| Size | Chest width (flat) | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 16.5" | 27" |
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL | 32" | 35" |
Measured flat: chest width is straight across, 1" below the armpit; length runs from the high point of the shoulder to the hem. Measurements from Printful's size guide for this blank; allow about 1" tolerance. Unisex fit: take your usual size, or size up one for a roomier look.
Printed to order: production takes at least 5 business days; most US orders arrive in about 1–2 weeks, with tracking.
Grow your vibe with The Garden Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt from The Stoner Review — celebrating the sacred grow space, cannabis cultivation, and that peaceful "in the garden" energy every cultivator and enthusiast knows. This design captures the magic of tending plants and harvesting good times.
Ideal for green thumbs, outdoor sessions, or indoor jungle lovers.
Why gardeners and stoners love it:
- Breathable 100% ring-spun cotton perfect for hands-on days
- Fresh "The Garden" motif with earthy, elevated appeal
- Versatile unisex fit for work or chill
- Built tough for real garden (and laundry) duty
- Conversation starter for fellow growers and tokers
Everything grows better here. Grab this garden stoner t-shirt and root for the green.
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