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Gildan 5000 Unisex Classic Tee: garment measurements in inches
Size
Chest width (flat)
Body length
S
18"
28"
M
20"
29"
L
22"
30"
XL
24"
31"
2XL
26"
32"
3XL
28"
33"
4XL
30"
34"
5XL
32"
35"
Measured flat: chest width is straight across, 1" below the armpit; length runs from the high point of the shoulder to the hem. Measurements from Printful's size guide for this blank; allow about 1" tolerance. Unisex fit: take your usual size, or size up one for a roomier look.
Printed to order: production takes at least 5 business days; most US orders arrive in about 1–2 weeks, with tracking.
Complete the trilogy with the Absinthe 3 Unisex Classic Tee from The Stoner Review — the final, most intense chapter in the green fairy saga, packed with hypnotic artwork and unfiltered stoner sophistication. Ideal for collectors and those who live for the full ritual experience.
This design closes the loop with maximum visual impact and vibe.
Why the third pour hits hardest:
Luxuriously soft cotton that invites all-day (and all-night) wear
Striking Absinthe 3 motif that commands attention with artistic depth
Flattering unisex fit for every frame and every occasion
Quality stitching that stays vibrant through many launderings
Great for art lovers, night owls, and dedicated green enthusiasts
The legend continues. Add Absinthe 3 to your collection and own the haze.
