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Gildan 5000 Unisex Classic Tee: garment measurements in inches
Size
Chest width (flat)
Body length
S
18"
28"
M
20"
29"
L
22"
30"
XL
24"
31"
2XL
26"
32"
3XL
28"
33"
4XL
30"
34"
5XL
32"
35"
Measured flat: chest width is straight across, 1" below the armpit; length runs from the high point of the shoulder to the hem. Measurements from Printful's size guide for this blank; allow about 1" tolerance. Unisex fit: take your usual size, or size up one for a roomier look.
Printed to order: production takes at least 5 business days; most US orders arrive in about 1–2 weeks, with tracking.
Sip the green fairy with the Absinthe Unisex Classic Tee from The Stoner Review — a mysterious, artistic nod to the legendary spirit blended with stoner mystique and bohemian vibes. This design is for those who appreciate the ritual, the haze, and the creative spark that hits when the night turns legendary.
Perfect for artists, night owls, and anyone who mixes their highs with a touch of the forbidden.
Why absinthe lovers hail this tee:
Buttery-soft 100% ring-spun cotton for all-night comfort
Elegant yet edgy Absinthe artwork that sparks curiosity and compliments
Classic unisex fit that drapes beautifully — size up for relaxed style
Tough construction that holds up through endless pours (and washes)
Ultimate conversation starter for deep talks and creative sessions
Unlock the green muse. Add this Absinthe stoner classic to your wardrobe.
