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Albert Unisex classic tee
Albert Unisex classic tee
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Size chart+
| Size | Chest width (flat) | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL | 32" | 35" |
Measured flat: chest width is straight across, 1" below the armpit; length runs from the high point of the shoulder to the hem. Measurements from Printful's size guide for this blank; allow about 1" tolerance. Unisex fit: take your usual size, or size up one for a roomier look.
Printed to order: production takes at least 5 business days; most US orders arrive in about 1–2 weeks, with tracking.
Channel iconic genius with the Albert Unisex Classic Tee from The Stoner Review — a clever nod to Albert Einstein reimagined through stoner curiosity and cosmic thinking. This design celebrates big ideas, wild theories, and the kind of deep thoughts that hit hardest during a solid session.
Perfect for science-loving stoners and deep thinkers.
Why brains love this tee:
- Soft, premium cotton that feels as smart as it looks
- Witty Albert graphic blending intellect with cannabis culture
- Classic unisex fit for comfortable all-day wear
- Built tough for thinking, tinkering, and toking
- Great icebreaker for conversations about the universe (or the next bowl)
E=mc²... and a little THC. Grab this clever stoner tee and wear your intelligence proudly.
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