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He's a Clown Unisex Hoodie
He's a Clown Unisex Hoodie
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Size chart+
| Size | Chest width (flat) | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20" | 27" |
| M | 22" | 28" |
| L | 24" | 29" |
| XL | 26" | 30" |
| 2XL | 28" | 31" |
Measured flat: chest width is straight across, 1" below the armpit; length runs from the high point of the shoulder to the hem. Measurements from Printful's size guide for this blank; allow about 1" tolerance. Unisex fit: take your usual size, or size up one for a roomier look.
Printed to order: production takes at least 5 business days; most US orders arrive in about 1–2 weeks, with tracking.
You already know who you are. This one's for the smokers who keep it weird — dark humor, circus energy, zero apologies. Throw it on, light up, and let the clown graphic do the talking.
Available in 10 colorways. Unisex fit runs true to size.
Details:
- 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
- Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
- Air-jet spun yarn — soft feel, reduced pilling
- Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
- 1×1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
- Front pouch pocket
- Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
White variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
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