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Damn Girl Unisex Hoodie
Damn Girl Unisex Hoodie
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Size chart+
| Size | Chest width (flat) | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20" | 27" |
| M | 22" | 28" |
| L | 24" | 29" |
| XL | 26" | 30" |
| 2XL | 28" | 31" |
Measured flat: chest width is straight across, 1" below the armpit; length runs from the high point of the shoulder to the hem. Measurements from Printful's size guide for this blank; allow about 1" tolerance. Unisex fit: take your usual size, or size up one for a roomier look.
Printed to order: production takes at least 5 business days; most US orders arrive in about 1–2 weeks, with tracking.
You already know. This hoodie hits different — heavyweight, cozy, and built for the kind of nights that turn into stories. Throw it on over whatever, light up, and disappear into it.
Available in 10 colorways. Unisex fit runs true to size.
Details:
- 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
- Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
- Air-jet spun yarn — soft feel, reduced pilling
- Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
- 1×1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
- Front pouch pocket
- Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
White variant may appear off-white due to fabric properties.
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