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I'm Not High Enough For This Shit Tee
I'm Not High Enough For This Shit Tee
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Size chart+
| Size | Chest width (flat) | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 16.5" | 27" |
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL | 32" | 35" |
Measured flat: chest width is straight across, 1" below the armpit; length runs from the high point of the shoulder to the hem. Measurements from Printful's size guide for this blank; allow about 1" tolerance. Unisex fit: take your usual size, or size up one for a roomier look.
Printed to order: production takes at least 5 business days; most US orders arrive in about 1–2 weeks, with tracking.
I'm Not High Enough For This Shit — the session shirt for when the group chat, the news, or reality itself is too much. Bold white text, tiny grinning skull energy, smoke-swirl edges. Built as everyday 420 streetwear from The Stoner Review.
Who wears it. Smokers who need a blunt statement tee for coffee runs, lot hangs, and days that demand another bowl.
Fit & fabric. Soft unisex cotton. True-to-size for a standard line; size up for oversized couch-lock comfort. Check the size chart before you order.
When to grab it. Solo daily driver, or stack it in Forever Summer — any 4 tees $100. Also lives in 420 Streetwear.
Apparel only — we never sell flower. Free US shipping on every order.
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