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Metal Church Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
Metal Church Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
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Size chart+
| Size | Chest width (flat) | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
Measured flat: chest width is straight across, 1" below the armpit; length runs from the high point of the shoulder to the hem. Measurements from Printful's size guide for this blank; allow about 1" tolerance. Unisex fit: take your usual size, or size up one for a roomier look.
Printed to order: production takes at least 5 business days; most US orders arrive in about 1–2 weeks, with tracking.
Headbang in style with the Metal Church Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt from The Stoner Review — fusing heavy metal energy with cannabis culture rebellion. This bold design is for stoners who crank the volume, roll one up, and find spiritual release in the riff and the haze.
Whether you're at a show, in the garage, or just living the loud life, the graphic delivers raw power and attitude that turns heads.
Why metalheads and stoners worship this tee:
- Buttery-soft 100% ring-spun cotton that feels great even after all-night sessions
- Intense Metal Church artwork that screams volume and vibes
- True-to-size unisex fit — size up for baggy concert-ready comfort
- Tough double stitching designed to survive mosh pits, smoke circles, and laundry
- Ultimate conversation starter for fans of both the music and the herb
Raise the horns and the lighter. Add this metal stoner tee to your collection and let the good times roar.
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