• The Stoner Review I'm Blunt Because God Rolled Me That Way T-Shirt — black tee, alt angle
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The Stoner Review

I'm Blunt Because God Rolled Me That Way T-Shirt

I'm Blunt Because God Rolled Me That Way T-Shirt

$29.00 USD
$29.00 USD
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Size chart
Bella+Canvas 3001 Unisex Staple T-Shirt: garment measurements in inches
SizeChest width (flat)Body length
XS16.5"27"
S18"28"
M20"29"
L22"30"
XL24"31"
2XL26"32"
3XL28"33"
4XL30"34"
5XL32"35"

Measured flat: chest width is straight across, 1" below the armpit; length runs from the high point of the shoulder to the hem. Measurements from Printful's size guide for this blank; allow about 1" tolerance. Unisex fit: take your usual size, or size up one for a roomier look.

Printed to order: production takes at least 5 business days; most US orders arrive in about 1–2 weeks, with tracking.

Some people are just built different. You're one of them.

The "I'm Blunt Because God Rolled Me That Way" tee is for the straight-shooters, the unfiltered ones, the people who say what everyone else is thinking. It's a cannabis pun and a personality statement wrapped in one clean, bold graphic — and it hits every time someone reads it.

Printed on a premium heavyweight unisex tee in a relaxed fit that wears well whether you're posted up at a session, running errands, or just existing loudly. The kind of shirt that starts conversations you actually want to have.

  • Premium heavyweight cotton — soft, structured, built to last
  • Bold, durable print that won't crack or fade after washing
  • Relaxed unisex fit — true to size across S–5XL
  • Available in Black, Vintage Black, Olive, Lilac, Ocean Blue, and White
  • 2XL–5XL available in select colorways

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