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The Eyes Unisex t-shirt
The Eyes Unisex t-shirt
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- Free US shipping on every order.
- 30-day returns on unworn items (customer pays return shipping unless defective, damaged, or wrong). Refund Policy · Shipping Policy
Size chart+
| Size | Chest width (flat) | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 16.5" | 27" |
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL | 32" | 35" |
Measured flat: chest width is straight across, 1" below the armpit; length runs from the high point of the shoulder to the hem. Measurements from Printful's size guide for this blank; allow about 1" tolerance. Unisex fit: take your usual size, or size up one for a roomier look.
Printed to order: production takes at least 5 business days; most US orders arrive in about 1–2 weeks, with tracking.
Meet the The Eyes — a staple The Stoner Review graphic tee with soft hand-feel, side seams that keep the shape, and artwork made for the feed and the function.
Wear the joke, the strain, the icon — whatever the print is saying, wear it loud. This is t-shirt merch for smokers who do not whisper.
Fit & feel: Unisex retail fit. Runs true to size; size up for an oversized look. Lightweight fabric with the right amount of stretch for all-day comfort.
Details:
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heathers contain polyester)
- Lightweight fabric (~4.2 oz/yd²)
- Side-seamed, shoulder taping, pre-shrunk
- Printed on demand — made for you when you order
Part of the vibe at The Stoner Review — honest cannabis media and merch for people who get it. Explore more in full collection or browse Trending Now.
Questions on sizing or shipping? See our FAQ and Shipping Policy. Returns basics live on the Refund Policy.
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