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The Problem Unisex Hoodie
The Problem Unisex Hoodie
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Size chart+
| Size | Chest width (flat) | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20" | 27" |
| M | 22" | 28" |
| L | 24" | 29" |
| XL | 26" | 30" |
| 2XL | 28" | 31" |
Measured flat: chest width is straight across, 1" below the armpit; length runs from the high point of the shoulder to the hem. Measurements from Printful's size guide for this blank; allow about 1" tolerance. Unisex fit: take your usual size, or size up one for a roomier look.
Printed to order: production takes at least 5 business days; most US orders arrive in about 1–2 weeks, with tracking.
You're not the problem. You're just built different — and this hoodie gets it.
Heavy 8 oz 50/50 blend that breaks in right without going soft on you. Double-lined hood, pouch pocket, ribbed cuffs. The kind of hoodie that ends up on rotation every week without you planning it.
Details:
- 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester (Heather Sport Dark Navy: 40/60)
- 8.0 oz/yd² fabric weight
- Air-jet spun yarn — soft feel, reduced pilling
- Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
- Quarter-turned body, no crease down the middle
- 1×1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
- Front pouch pocket
- Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
- Available in 9 colors: Black, White, Irish Green, Military Green, Orange, Carolina Blue, Azalea, Light Blue, Light Pink
- Sizes S–5XL (3XL+ unavailable in select colors)
Note: White may appear off-white due to fabric properties. Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, or El Salvador.
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