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Wake and Bake Unisex t-shirt
Wake and Bake Unisex t-shirt
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$29.00 USD
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$29.00 USD
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Size chart+
| Size | Chest width (flat) | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 16.5" | 27" |
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL | 32" | 35" |
Measured flat: chest width is straight across, 1" below the armpit; length runs from the high point of the shoulder to the hem. Measurements from Printful's size guide for this blank; allow about 1" tolerance. Unisex fit: take your usual size, or size up one for a roomier look.
Printed to order: production takes at least 5 business days; most US orders arrive in about 1–2 weeks, with tracking.
Wake and Bake T-Shirt by The Stoner Review
The only acceptable morning routine.
This premium black t-shirt proudly reps the sacred stoner ritual: Wake and Bake. Bold, clean lettering with subtle cannabis accents makes it clear exactly how you start your day — coffee optional, cannabis required.
Whether you're rolling up before the sun’s fully up, grinding through the morning with that perfect first hit, or just living the lifestyle, this tee is the uniform for everyone who knows the day goes smoother after that first wake and bake.
Crafted from ultra-soft, breathable cotton blend fabric with a relaxed unisex fit that feels as comfortable as your favorite hoodie on a lazy morning. The durable print stays sharp wash after wash, even after years of morning sessions.
Why stoners swear by the Wake and Bake tee:
Straight-up celebrates the most important meal of the day
Instant vibe check for fellow early risers and cannabis lovers
Premium quality that holds up to real life and real smoke
Available in sizes S–5XL
Wake up. Light up. Bake. Repeat.
From The Stoner Review — where cannabis culture meets everyday streetwear.
Add to cart and make your mornings official.
The only acceptable morning routine.
This premium black t-shirt proudly reps the sacred stoner ritual: Wake and Bake. Bold, clean lettering with subtle cannabis accents makes it clear exactly how you start your day — coffee optional, cannabis required.
Whether you're rolling up before the sun’s fully up, grinding through the morning with that perfect first hit, or just living the lifestyle, this tee is the uniform for everyone who knows the day goes smoother after that first wake and bake.
Crafted from ultra-soft, breathable cotton blend fabric with a relaxed unisex fit that feels as comfortable as your favorite hoodie on a lazy morning. The durable print stays sharp wash after wash, even after years of morning sessions.
Why stoners swear by the Wake and Bake tee:
Straight-up celebrates the most important meal of the day
Instant vibe check for fellow early risers and cannabis lovers
Premium quality that holds up to real life and real smoke
Available in sizes S–5XL
Wake up. Light up. Bake. Repeat.
From The Stoner Review — where cannabis culture meets everyday streetwear.
Add to cart and make your mornings official.
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